WELCOME HUNKS AND COOL CHICKS

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IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE ACCESS TO TO THIS EXCLUSIVE NETWORK OF COOL PEEPZ!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE A GREAT BIT OF CONTENT THIS WEEK!! :o :o :o

SPECIAL INTERVIEWS WITH TWO VERY NOT UN-COOL PEOPLE

HELA NATELLA (THE FREAKIN AIRESS TO THAT 'OTHER' CHOCOLATE-NUT-SPREAD EMPIRE WHICH IS CURRENTLY BEING SUED!!) IS HERE GIVING US THE LOW-DOWN ON HOW SHE MANAGES LIFE AS A FARM MANAGER (HOLYYYY FXXK) INSPIRING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORD IS EASY WHEN YOU EVERYONE WANTS TO BE YOU

LEESON McCOFFEE HE IS BACK!!! YOU LOVED HIM IN LAST YEARS EXCLUSIVE OCA FASHION SHOW, HE HAS RETURNED TO GIVE YOU MORE OF WHAT YOU FOLKS WANT, ICE COLD COOLNESS WITH MUCH FASHION :o!

AS ALWAYS, THESE TWO CHILDREN OF ENVY WILL BE BATTLING IT OUT ON THIS WEEKS WEEKLY DUEL OF THE COOL AS USUAL YOU FOLKS WILL CHOOSE WHO GOES IN THE WALL OF ENVY, WE WILL SAY BYE BYE TO THE LOSER WHO WILL BE PUT STRAIGHT IN THE CYBER-TRASH

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LAST WEEKS VOTE IS IN!! AS YOU ALL KNOW WE DUBBED THIS KILLER SHOWDOWN "KING OF THE ROAD"...WHAT A THRILL!

CONGRATS TO THE WINNER..THE HOT AND LOVELY PEDESTRIAN MR PRIESTLY JONES!

MR PRIESTLY OVERCAME MR-NOT-SO-COOL-ANYMORE DAN SCHADE WHO THOUGHT HAVING A BIKE WITH A MOTOR WAS A TICKET TO THE WALL OF ENVY, HAH ITS NOT THE 50'S ANYMORE YOU NOODLE BOY!!!

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.